Post by tim-from-pa on Jan 29, 2021 20:53:34 GMT -5
I was reading about cross-dressing or transgenderism in Deuteronomy 22:5. God certainly was ahead of his time. But then three verses later a builder of a new house is required to place a parapet around his roof for safety:
When you build a new house, make a
parapet around your roof so that you
may not bring the guilt of bloodshed on
your house if someone falls from the
roof.
I think from my recent video you can tell I'm a clown that has a macabre imagination sometimes. I found this passage funny because I could just see this scenario:
{Up on the roof with no parapet}
Jacob: Say Amos, I love your new house and what a view from up here!
Amos: Yes, I am truly blessed to have such a house. And it's nice sleeping up here.
Jacob: {while both are looking the same direction} I'm going to step back, another step and yet another to get a better view and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Amos: {turns around} Jacob? Jacob? Oh Jacob! Oh my brother Jacob!
Or an alternate version:
Amos: ...... and it's nice sleeping up here.
Jacob: You're right! Let's retire for the night right here! {Later that night, Jacob is known for his rolling over in his sleep} "ZZZZZZZZ. ZZZZZZZZ. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Amos: Jacob? Jacob? Oh Jacob! Oh my brother Jacob!
Beware! The Lord said to put a parapet around your roof! This is not just another senseless safety code. He even placed it along with the seriousness of the transgenderism.
When you build a new house, make a
parapet around your roof so that you
may not bring the guilt of bloodshed on
your house if someone falls from the
roof.
I think from my recent video you can tell I'm a clown that has a macabre imagination sometimes. I found this passage funny because I could just see this scenario:
{Up on the roof with no parapet}
Jacob: Say Amos, I love your new house and what a view from up here!
Amos: Yes, I am truly blessed to have such a house. And it's nice sleeping up here.
Jacob: {while both are looking the same direction} I'm going to step back, another step and yet another to get a better view and aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Amos: {turns around} Jacob? Jacob? Oh Jacob! Oh my brother Jacob!
Or an alternate version:
Amos: ...... and it's nice sleeping up here.
Jacob: You're right! Let's retire for the night right here! {Later that night, Jacob is known for his rolling over in his sleep} "ZZZZZZZZ. ZZZZZZZZ. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Amos: Jacob? Jacob? Oh Jacob! Oh my brother Jacob!
Beware! The Lord said to put a parapet around your roof! This is not just another senseless safety code. He even placed it along with the seriousness of the transgenderism.
